What is it about my kid that makes other little kids want to hit him upside the head? All he wants to do is play with you. And to my kid, come on! Someone just hit you upside the head and you aren’t even going to whimper a little? What a tough skin on such a little man!

In other news, I heard another mother say ‘butt’ at the playground today! We should be friends. Except your kid hit mine. Except my kid didn’t care about that. So, friends?